No, nothing horrible has ever happened in my life, I just choose to take it that way. Frankly, it's amazing that anyone wants to hide their inner Bitter. I say - (write, actually) - time to embrace our Bitterness!
To those of you who think life is like a box of chocolates - check it out - it's probably stale. You know, when the chocolate has that white look to it that tells you that if you DID have fillings - they'd be part of the chocolate after the first bite. Or worse, for the first time in twelve years you are wearing a white shirt AND NOW a big blob of whatever was the filling in the stupid chocolates. Stupid Tide Stain Stick is always losing its cap in my purse so what's the freakin' point. And besides, who gave me chocolates? No one, that's who. So shut UP. Stupid happy people.
Next up - "What Happens to People Who Call Me "Sunshine" First Thing in the Morning"
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