I cannot eat popcorn anymore, not since I found out that the last few pieces that don't pop are called "Old Maids". Now, every time I eat popcorn, I think, "Well, maybe it just wasn't part of their destiny to pop. I mean, really, not everyone has to pop. Not popping is okay." But we buy our popcorn knowing that it's important for most of those kernals to pop.
Why are they called "Old Maids"?!
I AM NOT AN OLD MAID!
So, that's why popcorn's off the list now. I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'.
Next up: It's digital, it should be EASIER. Or, why-the-frick-can-no-one-READ?! I haven't decided, I'm equally bitter about both topics.
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