So to those of you who call me "Sunshine" first thing in the morning - think you're funny? You think you're the frickin' comedian? (I didn't check the "adult content" box. So read my mind, you know what I meant!) Oh, wait - sarcasm. Right? Yeah, totally missed it. Why? Because YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.
People at work think I'm not a morning person. The fact of the matter is, I'm usually in the office four hours before ANY of those so-called Morning People. I've been AT WORK for longer than they've been awake and frankly, that means I'm not an afternoon person either. Dastards!
Next up: Why I Can't Eat Popcorn Anymore
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